Randy!

CD 11: A New Dawn!

info@thesonarnetwork.com() — Thu, 25 Jun 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Randy visits a downtown Bethesda law office to right a terrible wrong from his past.An emergency home owners association vote has surprising results for Randy’s future!Surprise New Year’s Eve fireworks in February! Only one death.

Randy is played by Dave WillisNoah is played by Eric Jason Martin

Created & written by Mike SacksEdited by Rob Schulte & Steven Waters

Note: Randy was written and produced years ago. Some of his opinions are not exactly PC by today’s standards. Sorry about that.

Want more from Mike Sacks?Check out StanLand, feat. Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Steve Little, Jon Hamm, Timm Sharp, Lauren Adams, and more.

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CD 10: A Working Lunch!

info@thesonarnetwork.com() — Thu, 18 Jun 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Randy and his American Girl doll “Felicity” head to the AGD store to buy sunglasses.Find out where Randy gets his best writing done! (Hint: it’s the AGD restaurant).We hear from Randy’s ACLU Lawyer: “He’s an asshole, but he’s OUR asshole.”Another song written by Randy, this one about the American Girl Doll store in N. Virginia and performed by best bro Teddy!

Randy is played by Dave WillisNoah is played by Eric Jason Martin

Created & written by Mike SacksEdited by Rob Schulte & Steven Waters

Note: Randy was written and produced years ago. Some of his opinions are not exactly PC by today’s standards. Sorry about that.

Want more from Mike Sacks?Check out StanLand, feat. Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Steve Little, Jon Hamm, Timm Sharp, Lauren Adams, and more.

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CD 9: First Kiss!

info@thesonarnetwork.com() — Thu, 11 Jun 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Hear about Randy’s first talent show appearance, back in junior high (it featured a dead rabbit).Hear about Randy’s first time using LSD (it featured a straw hat, black socks and very public nudity).Kick Ass Summer drink specials invented by Randy for use at Club Seacrets in Ocean City Maryland!

Randy is played by Dave WillisNoah is played by Eric Jason Martin

Created & written by Mike SacksEdited by Rob Schulte & Steven Waters

Note: Randy was written and produced years ago. Some of his opinions are not exactly PC by today’s standards. Sorry about that.

Want more from Mike Sacks?Check out StanLand, feat. Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Steve Little, Jon Hamm, Timm Sharp, Lauren Adams, and more.

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CD 8: Thanksgiving Fun with Terrific Friends!

info@thesonarnetwork.com() — Thu, 04 Jun 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Randy calls the The Sports Addicts, live on the air, on 106.7 FM radio.While having Thanksgiving Dinner at Mustang’s Gentlemen’s Club, Randy opens up about his depression.PSA: “Stay away from the snatch if Daddy’s got the patch!”

Randy is played by Dave WillisNoah is played by Eric Jason Martin

Created & written by Mike SacksEdited by Rob Schulte & Steven Waters

Note: Randy was written and produced years ago. Some of his opinions are not exactly PC by today’s standards. Sorry about that.

Want more from Mike Sacks?Check out StanLand, feat. Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Steve Little, Jon Hamm, Timm Sharp, Lauren Adams, and more.

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CD 7: That B*tch!

info@thesonarnetwork.com() — Thu, 28 May 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Randy once again battles with The Potomac Almanac.We meet Randy’s beloved professional sex escort, April!Randy’s neighbors stage a surprise coup d’état.Randy’s sidekick, Rodger Dodger, continues to loyally support all of Randy’s decisions!

Randy is played by Dave WillisNoah is played by Eric Jason Martin

Created & written by Mike SacksEdited by Rob Schulte & Steven Waters

Note: Randy was written and produced years ago. Some of his opinions are not exactly PC by today’s standards. Sorry about that.

Want more from Mike Sacks?Check out StanLand, feat. Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Steve Little, Jon Hamm, Timm Sharp, Lauren Adams, and more.

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CD 6: Back to Work! There’s Just Too Much To Do!!

info@thesonarnetwork.com() — Thu, 21 May 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Randy won’t let his “do-gooding” family stand in the way of greatness!Will this year’s Halloween Party theme beat last year’s “Pulp Fiction” S&M themeShopping with Randy at a Hasidic Jewish clothing store.”What the hell is this place?!”

Randy is played by Dave WillisNoah is played by Eric Jason Martin

Created & written by Mike SacksEdited by Rob Schulte & Steven Waters

Note: Randy was written and produced years ago. Some of his opinions are not exactly PC by today’s standards. Sorry about that.

Want more from Mike Sacks?Check out StanLand, feat. Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Steve Little, Jon Hamm, Timm Sharp, Lauren Adams, and more.

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CD 5: A Live Reading!

info@thesonarnetwork.com() — Thu, 14 May 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Randy attends a poetry class and shows off his new porn parody “Horndog Day”!Randy loses his cool when his favorite bagel store worker is out sick.Randy explains his amazing work ethic and how he received his first car.Another killer song written by Randy and sung by Baltimore Orioles’ groundskeeper friend Teddy!

Randy is played by Dave WillisNoah is played by Eric Jason Martin

Created & written by Mike SacksEdited by Rob Schulte & Steven Waters

Note: Randy was written and produced years ago. Some of his opinions are not exactly PC by today’s standards. Sorry about that.

Want more from Mike Sacks?

Check out StanLand, feat. Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Steve Little, Jon Hamm, Timm Sharp, Lauren Adams, and more.

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CD 4: Horndog Day!

info@thesonarnetwork.com() — Thu, 07 May 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Randy throws a crab boil and we meet all of his beloved neighbors and constituents.Experience Dandy Randy’s private theater/panic room!Find out why Randy adores the 1990s rock group Tin Machine, minus David Bowie.Randy shoots a porno called “Horndog Day” in the back room of a Baskin Robbins.

Randy is played by Dave WillisNoah is played by Eric Jason Martin

Created & written by Mike SacksEdited by Rob Schulte & Steven Waters

Note: Randy was written and produced years ago. Some of his opinions are not exactly PC by today’s standards. Sorry about that.

Want more from Mike Sacks?Check out StanLand, feat. Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Steve Little, Jon Hamm, Timm Sharp, Lauren Adams, and more.

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CD 3: Spring Break!

info@thesonarnetwork.com() — Thu, 30 Apr 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Randy shares some of his many conspiracy theories, including “Elvis never having existed”.Spring Break strikes again and Randy parties his fucking ass off with college Gen Z’ers!Randy opens up about his mental breakdown, which involves stolen hermit crabs.Hitting nature with Randy along the loamy, fecund shores of the Potomac.

Randy is played by Dave WillisNoah is played by Eric Jason Martin

Created & written by Mike SacksEdited by Rob Schulte & Steven Waters

Note: Randy was written and produced years ago. Some of his opinions are not exactly PC by today’s standards. Sorry about that.

Want more from Mike Sacks?

Check out StanLand, feat. Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Steve Little, Jon Hamm, Timm Sharp, Lauren Adams, and more.

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CD 2: The Truth!

info@thesonarnetwork.com() — Thu, 23 Apr 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Randy “dark jams” in his bathtub for newspaper comic-strip ideas.Valuable relationship advice from Randy!Randy explains why he doesn’t “do pot”.Noah and Randy take an amazing day trip into Washington DC.

Randy is played by Dave WillisNoah is played by Eric Jason Martin

Created & written by Mike SacksEdited by Rob Schulte & Steven Waters

Note: Randy was written and produced years ago. Some of his opinions are not exactly PC by today’s standards. Sorry about that.

Want more from Mike Sacks?Check out StanLand, feat. Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Steve Little, Jon Hamm, Timm Sharp, Lauren Adams, and more.

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CD 1: Exciting Beginnings!

info@thesonarnetwork.com() — Thu, 16 Apr 2026 05:00:00 +0000

We meet the amazing thirty-something Randy Stinson and his twenty-something biographer, Noah.Randy talks about his beloved Mam Mam, the kind elderly woman who raised himRandy recalls nearly dying at an Ocean City, Maryland water park.Randy goes on a “fucking astonishing adventure”!

Randy is played by Dave WillisNoah is played by Eric Jason Martin

Created & written by Mike SacksEdited by Rob Schulte & Steven Waters

Note: Randy was written and produced years ago. Some of his opinions are not exactly PC by today’s standards. Sorry about that.

Want more from Mike Sacks?Check out StanLand, feat. Rhea Seehorn, Bobby Moynihan, Timm Sharp, Jon Hamm, Lauren Adams, and more.

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RANDY! – A new(old) fiction story by Mike Sacks

info@thesonarnetwork.com() — Thu, 09 Apr 2026 05:00:00 +0000

Randy’s coming out of the vault.

Randy! is a self-published memoir of a Maryland thirty-something jerk found by author Mike Sacks at a garage sale and re-published here for you. The audio was captured by the struggling poet and novelist Noah B., who is embedded in the mind and lifestyle of a perversely unexceptional American asshole named Randy.

Like Pale Fire if it were about a Danny McBride-style fuck-up, the story is both unmoored from time and eerily prescient of our own—one so stupid and unbelievable that it requires a writer like Mike Sacks to bring it to light.

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“Randy is a hilariously, unexpectedly poignant and eminently worthy addition to Sacks’ sociological/anthropological exploration of the American Jackass and his curious ways. Audacious and inspired.”Nathan Rabin, Nathan Rabin’s Happy Place

“The year’s best memoir is about a man who shot a porno in a Baskin-Robbins.”Vice

“Randy does more to explain certain unexpected turns in this nation’s political fate over the last couple of years than a bazillion think-pieces in the Times, Atlantic, New Yorker, MSNBC.”John Colapinto, The New Yorker

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